As winter drags on, I turned to my colleague Dick Jones for a lighter note. Dick is a three-decade veteran of radio, newspaper, higher ed PR and consulting. Here’s a list of his pet peeves. At the bottom there’s a place for “comments” where you need to add your pet peeve. I know folks in PR, publications, admissions and web design have them, as well as faculty. So read Dick’s and share yours.
Jones’ Rule: The more qualifiers placed upon the adjective “unique,” the less likely it is that journalists will care about the noun described. If your institution’s program is the only one in the world it’s unique. If it’s the only one west of the Mississippi it has a bit less luster. If it’s the only one based at a comprehensive university west of the Mississippi, that’s barely better than unusual. If it’s the only one west of the Mississippi, south of the Platte, north of the Rio Grande and east of the Pecos, that’s just sad.
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Viewpoints We Hate to Hear From Department Heads: “This story will sell itself.” Then why are you talking to me about it?
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Words We Hate To Hear From The Provost: “We want a lot of national attention for this new core curriculum.” Are you the provost at Harvard? Oh, you’re not? Then it’s going to be a slightly harder sell.
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Words We Hate To Hear From The Vice President for Development: “If you can get a nice splash for this five-figure gift, then a much bigger gift from the same donor is on the horizon.” Are you going to share the credit if that happens?
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Orders We Hate to Hear from The President: “Get a mention in The New York Times about our upward movement in U.S. News & World Report’s rankings.” Yes sir/ma’am. Do you prefer that above or below the fold? And should I place that news in Time and Newsweek, as well?
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We Cringe When We Hear From the IFC Advisor: “You know, we need some stories about the good things fraternities do to balance all of this negative news.” Should we start with that festive beer-can Christmas tree in front of the Methodist Church?
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We Cringe When We Hear From Any Campus Administrator: “Well yes, we do that, and we’ve always done that, but we sure don’t want it to get out to the general public that we do that.” Here’s an idea: if we’re doing something we’re ashamed of doing, let’s stop doing it and then we won’t have to worry about news of it leaking out.
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Thanks, Dick. Here’s mine. We cringe when the VP calls and says academics is never highlighted. “You got great play on the men’s basketball game. I’d like to see some coverage of our biology professor’s latest paper, ‘Measuring the Mucus of Fish in Slow Moving Streams: a Litmus Test for Global Warming’”. The slow stream fish mucus writer at the New York Times was let go, but I’ll forward it to Al Gore. I’m sure he’ll be in touch.
Now, add your pet peeves. Right below. In the comment box. Do it now.